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★ CHRISTMAS SPECIAL • RETRO HOLIDAY TEES FRESH FROM THE YUM STITCH KITCHEN ★
✦ Christmas special
★ Santa's retro pick
Cookie claus-trophe Retro Tee
Retro cheer. Heavyweight comfort. Zero boring holiday tees.
€30,95
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♨6.1 oz heavyweight
✿Garment dyed
☁Soft-washed comfort
♢Built to last
Limited holiday dropSeasonal designs cooked fresh for Christmas.
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Retro mascots, festive chaos and heavyweight tees cooked for the season.
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★ Built like a real tee
Not A Novelty Tee. A Proper Heavyweight Tee.
See the heavyweight fabric, garment-dyed finish and details that make this feel like a vintage favorite from day one.
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6.1 oz heavyweight cotton
Substantial Comfort Colors feel without turning into a stiff costume tee.
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Garment-dyed finish
Soft-washed color with that lived-in vintage character from day one.
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Ring-spun cotton
Comfort-focused fabric made for repeat wear well beyond the holiday season.
✦ The full recipe
Want The Whole Story?
A quick taste is shown first. Open it up when you want every festive detail.
Meet Cookie Claus-trophe — a retro Christmas character turning holiday baking into pure festive chaos. Inspired by vintage food mascots and nostalgic Christmas cartoons, this original Yum Stitch design features a mischievous Christmas cookie mascot caught in a hilarious Santa-style holiday disaster, creating a Christmas T shirt full of humor, personality and old-school festive charm.
This retro Christmas T shirt is made for people who want something more memorable than another generic holiday top. The original mascot artwork combines nostalgic cartoon styling with the playful humor behind Yum Stitch, making it an easy choice for Christmas parties, gift exchanges, dinners with friends or simply adding some personality to December.
Printed on a 6.1 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton tee, it has a substantial feel without sacrificing comfort. The garment-dyed, soft-washed finish gives the shirt a relaxed vintage character from day one, while the easy unisex fit makes it suitable for shoppers looking for Christmas shirts for men, women's Christmas shirts, or an oversized graphic tee when sizing up.
If you like witty Christmas shirts, funny Christmas shirts, funny T-shirts for adults, sarcastic shirts or retro graphic tees that get reactions, this one belongs in the rotation. It works as a funny Christmas gift for friends, a Secret Santa surprise or a holiday shirt you can keep wearing long after the party ends.
Original retro artwork. Heavyweight comfort. Questionable Christmas characters. That is the Yum Stitch recipe.
✦ The good stuff
Why Yum Stitch?
| Yum Stitch Tees | Basic Tees | Fast Fashion | Costume Tees | |
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| Fabric weight | 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton | Often lighter | Often lighter | Usually lightweight |
| Fabric quality | 100% ring-spun cotton | Varies by blank | Varies by garment | Varies by garment |
| Garment finish | Garment-dyed & soft-washed | Varies by blank | Usually standard factory finish | Usually standard factory finish |
| Artwork direction | Original retro artwork | Varies by brand | Often trend-led | Often seasonal |
| Design language | Original retro food mascots | Varies by brand | Often mass-market | Often seasonal |
| Durability | Built for repeat wear | Varies by blank | Varies by garment | Varies by garment |
| Price | €30,95 | Varies by brand | Varies by retailer | Varies by style |
★ Find your fit
Pick The Right Size Before Santa Does.
The tee has a relaxed vintage-inspired fit. Use the chart for the most accurate chest and length measurements.
- Use your normal size for a relaxed everyday fit.
- Size up if you want a roomier oversized look.
- Use the chart beside this text before ordering.
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✦ From the holiday kitchen crew
The Humans Have Spoken.
Customer feedback belongs here. Add only genuine reviews from real Yum Stitch customers.
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The shirt feels properly substantial, not like a thin seasonal tee. The garment-dyed finish gives it that worn-in vintage look, and the print came out really sharp.
Maya R.★★★★★
I ordered it as a last-minute gift and the delivery was quicker than I expected. The packaging was clean and the shirt looked even better in person.
Jordan K.★★★★★
The Christmas mascot is exactly my kind of ridiculous. Three people asked where I got it the first night I wore it, which is basically the whole point.
Sophie M★★★★★
I gave one to a friend for Christmas dinner and the character became part of the joke all night. It felt like a gift with personality instead of another generic holiday shirt.
Alex T.30-Day Merry & Bright Quality Guarantee
If your tee arrives damaged or with a manufacturing issue, contact us within 30 days of delivery. Send us a photo of the problem and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund according to our refund policy.
✦ Kitchen questions
Before You Join The Christmas Kitchen.
How does the tee fit?
It has a relaxed, vintage-inspired fit. Use your usual size for an easy fit or size up for a roomier oversized look.
What is the fabric weight?
The tee uses 6.1 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed, soft-washed feel.
How should I wash it?
Wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or air-dry, avoid bleach and high heat, and do not iron directly over the artwork.
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Retro holiday mascots. Premium heavyweight comfort. Zero boring Christmas merch.
€30,95
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